Three Cheers for W(h)igs

In keeping with my friend CompTron's desire to disambiguate the world, I offer an explanation of the many kinds of Whigs:

• 17th Scottish Coventers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirk_Party
  
• British constitutional monarchary advocates circa 1688-1800: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Whig_Party
  
• British "Radical Whigs" who have something to do with the American Revolution, though Wikipedia offers little helpful information on them: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radical_Whigs
  
• American revolutionaries and patriots: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_%28American_Revolution%29
  
• Members of the American Whig party circa 1833-1856: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whig_Party_%28United_States%29
  
• Members of the British Liberal party circa 1830-1998: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Party_%28UK%29
  
• Members of the current British Lib-Dem party: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Democrats
  
• Members of the "True Whig Party," the only legal party in Liberia from 1878-1980: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_Whig_Party
  

Here are some famous American Whigs or ex-Whigs:

Abraham Lincoln, Daniel Webster, and Henry Clay:

Here are some less famous American Whigs who ran for president, and won in two cases:

John Tyler, Millard Filmore, and Winfield Scott:

And here is the least famous American W(h)ig of them all:

I actually had this haircut from ages 3-8. Good choice, mom.

I'm currently polling the support for this w(h)ig. Send in your vote, and I'll let you know the results.