Nightmare II--I am Mrs. Stephen Colbert (And You Can, Too)

Previously I discussed a nightmare regarding hand-writing my dissertation. Last night's nightmare was much funnier. Are you ready?

I dreamt that Stephen Colbert (yes, THE Stephen Colbert) had a son.

This son was also named Stephen Colbert--surprise, surprise.

Stephen Colbert, Jr. was handsome.

Stephen Colbert, Jr. proposed to me after admiring my excellent efforts at helping his father get elected President of the United States.

I became Mrs. Stephen Colbert, Jr.

I woke up laughing and feeling strangely rested.